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15 February 2006

I heart marriage

Being married means your valentine's day can look like this: He gets: *a new pillow to replace the one forever tainted by The Bloody Nose of 2005 *a new electronic key to open the garage door so his old one with low batteries can be replaced. She gets: *an excuse to use that really pretty vase they received as a wedding present. *a postcard saying "i'm so lucky i married someone so cool." *the dishwasher emptied and reloaded with dirty dishes, with no extra nagging. Note that this list does not include things like "waxy chocolate candy in a cardboard heart shaped box," "weirdly uncomfortable 'sexy' lingerie," or "trying to get dinner reservations at a swank restaurant where you will be surrounded by other couples, all of you out on a TUESDAY for god's sake because Hallmark says so." Valentine's Day as married couple: all nice, no pressure. Fab.


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