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12 April 2006

Scenes from a mock deposition.

Student Lawyer 1: So, Mr. Ramirez, had you ever experienced problems with impotency in the past? Student Witness: No. Dude. No. SL1: How many times a week would you say you had sex with your wife before the incident? SW: This is a little personal, man. But a lot. Frequently. A lot. It was important to us. SL1: Can you estimate how many times per week you had sex with your wife before the incident. SW: I'd say 6-8 times a week. Student Lawyer 2 (sotto voce): This guy is so clearly not married.

2 Comments:

At 4/12/2006 11:14:00 PM, Blogger Johanna said...

lol. 6 to 8 times a week? That's a full time job!

 
At 5/08/2006 07:12:00 PM, Anonymous samantha said...

That's two MONTHS in our happy home. smile.

 

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