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20 July 2006

Not their target market

Recently seen on one of those poster-sized advertisements pasted to the inside of the door of a bathroom stall in a bar: Putting on lipstick won’t make your butt skinny. --Bally Total Fitness My response? “Shit, I forgot to cancel my gym membership!”


At 7/21/2006 04:50:00 PM, Anonymous samantha Jo Campen said...

WTF is THAT? My lord. Yeah, I'm not their target market either. Because if I read that on a bad self-image day, I would sadly look down at my cute Clinique lipstick, then my ass, and then cry. Then I'd rip Bally a new asshole on my blog!

But you cancelling the membership reminds me of that Friends episode where Chandler wants to 'quit the gym!' and needs Ross to go with for support. Then they bring out Maria all skinny and clad in spandex and Chandler doesn't quit and Ross joins, so strong is the power of Maria.

Oh how I love Friends. . . .


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