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23 August 2006

Things that could happen to you on your morning commute to make you feel awkward:

As you exit your apartment, you could see your across-the-hall neighbor standing naked in her doorway, full-on making out with her heavily tattooed boyfriend (who is wearing an oddly jaunty newsboy cap,) complete with boob squeezing and moaning for effect. You might, as you enter the incredibly narrow hallway separating your two apartments, have trouble avoiding touching them, such that for a brief instant, the three of you appear to be engaged in a unlikely passionate embrace uniting naked, newsboy, and law firm business casual. You might then break into a sprint for the exit to the building to avoid having the even more awkward conversation that goes “oh! Hi! I’m pseudo! I recently moved in across the hall! We’ll have to hang out sometime when, you know, you’re wearing clothes.”


At 8/23/2006 03:21:00 PM, Blogger Lily Graypure said...

Eeeewwww. Better you then me.

At 8/24/2006 07:18:00 PM, Anonymous samantha Jo Campen said...

How do you do it? I mean c'mon. Where do you FIND these people??

At 8/29/2006 02:29:00 AM, Blogger hazelblackberry said...

That is hi-larious!


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