I would be the worst Atkins dieter EVER.
What do you do when the flu shot you got gives you the flu and even though you should be studying for your fast-approaching finals you feel like you want to die? You bake bread, of course. And then, like a total freakazoid, you take pictures of it. Because your spouse will think it's totally normal for you to say "no! you can't eat it yet! hands off until I take pictures!" Or maybe he'll say you're a total weirdo. Either way. Seriously, though- homebaked bread? Has healing properties. Totally. You should try it.