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25 November 2006

uncle

My life is officially too boring to merit posting every day. Probably shouldn't have taken me 25 days to realize that. But in the interest of seeing things through, I am reduced to giving you a joke and calling it a post. Q: Why didn't anyone want to be friends with the lobster? A: because he was so shellfish! (That one was big with elementary school students, I promise. Yeah, I give up now.)

2 Comments:

At 11/26/2006 01:39:00 AM, Blogger Green said...

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

(I got that from my friend's three year old daughter.)

 
At 11/26/2006 06:21:00 AM, Anonymous suz said...

hahaha!

How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the psychopath!!!

What happens when penguins sit on the ice for too long?
They develop polaroids!!!

 

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